I went to the dentist this morning, because I have a tooth that's kind of being pushed up by the other teeth.
Not only do I need my wisdom teeth removed, I need ortho-fucking-dontal work done! They're going to shuffle my teeth around over the course of 18 months just so one little fucker of a tooth can settle back into place. I may need braces or some sort of thing to keep my teeth in place or something like that.
This is just not my day. Think I'm going to go and call Steven and see if he can lift me out of this.