However, this year, I am a senior, and therefore next year, I shall never have attend one again.
*hallelujah chorus of Handel's Messiah sounds*
Hallelujah indeed. I think at the end of the year, I'll ceremonially burn my PE uniform. God, I hate the thing. It looks like something a Superman in training would wear, and the skirt is so short, it is near impossible to not look like a streetwalker when you move around in it.
But that's beside the point. The good news is that I've survived 12 years of these, and that I shall never have to go near one again. To quote from one of my favourite British comedies 'Vivre to that and an eclair for both of us!'