I am so in love with this series at the moment. I have to buy the videos or something.
Caligula: Why do you have so much hair?
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Caligula's deification (I'm doing this from memory, cause I had to share because it's so damn funny)
Claudius(To Drusilla): He wants to see you. He's become a God. Oh, you're a God too.(To Herod) We're not.
Herod: A God? Which one?
Claudius laughs
Claudius:He thinks he's Zeus!
Herod: Sounds bad for us mortals.
Claudius: Perhaps not, when he decides to announce his divinity they'll see he's mad and lock them up. We'll have the republic back! My friend, this could be the best thing that's ever happened to us!
And on a final note:
*walks off laughing*